Micropinga 

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.

Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??

Micropinga by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009

Microdingophobia 

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

microminiatureazation 

It a stupid, fucking, 23 letter word that is useless. Why the fuck would you search this up you fucking retard. You must either be a savage or a bitch to be reading this so good job.

I don’t know how the fuck to put microminiatureazation in a sentence you idiot.

microminiatureazation by Dick Chodeson January 31, 2019

microminiatureazation 

Why the fuck would you search this useless, stupid, fucking word you retard. If your reading this you are a savage and a fucking retard at the same time so good job.

I don’t fucking know how to use microminiatureazation in a sentence.

microminiatureazation by H svhcshgvsgjs January 31, 2019

micropig 

a slang word for microwaving pig meat which is becoming popular in the eastern Europe

I would like some micropig and chips

micropig by Slackster111 August 23, 2010

microfiggadellian

slang for microphone made up by the king of slang e40 fonzarelli.

Vicious man on the microfiggadellian fashellian(fasheezy)

microfiggadellian by Fisticuffs77 January 19, 2008

microing 

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.

Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?

microing by mikesmakesmehard December 2, 2019