Micropinga

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Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.

Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??

Micropinga by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009

Words you can keep

Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

microminiatureazation

It a stupid, fucking, 23 letter word that is useless. Why the fuck would you search this up you fucking retard. You must either be a savage or a bitch to be reading this so good job.

I don’t know how the fuck to put microminiatureazation in a sentence you idiot.

microminiatureazation by Dick Chodeson January 31, 2019

microminiatureazation

Why the fuck would you search this useless, stupid, fucking word you retard. If your reading this you are a savage and a fucking retard at the same time so good job.

I don’t fucking know how to use microminiatureazation in a sentence.

microminiatureazation by H svhcshgvsgjs January 31, 2019

micropig

a slang word for microwaving pig meat which is becoming popular in the eastern Europe

I would like some micropig and chips

micropig by Slackster111 August 23, 2010

microfiggadellian

slang for microphone made up by the king of slang e40 fonzarelli.

Vicious man on the microfiggadellian fashellian(fasheezy)

microfiggadellian by Fisticuffs77 January 19, 2008

microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.

Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?

microing by mikesmakesmehard December 2, 2019

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026