microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.

Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?

by mikesmakesmehard December 2, 2019

Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

micronigger

some retarded ass black kid in cod who thinks its nice to talk shit and talk in the way every retarded black kid does in any cod game.

god damn this retarded micronigger

by i burn down orphanages September 15, 2022

Miroing

A cool way of saying “Investigating”.
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Further miroing revealed that my dad has stolen my undies because he has a fetish for underwear

by Bitchcmon666 November 13, 2019

microngoloid

A neckbeard with a tiny penis. Often associated with incels of low intelligence, it is commonly used as an insult.

Person 1: Lmao that dude got rejected after calling a girl by the wrong name yesterday.
Person 2: HAHA what a fucking microngoloid!

by Supreme Shmeat August 2, 2020

Microinfluencer

A girl who better marry rich.

I hear Jane is a microinfluencer, she has almost 2,000 followers now.

Well she better hope for a rich husband because that's not a job.

by The Jokeler November 29, 2021

migroing

Used to describe someone who is so stupid its not even possible and just by existing universes may collide

Your so migroing

by HeatherNikkii March 16, 2022