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micropussy
- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”
micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021
Related Words
microbus • microburst • micropussy • microbes • Microbos • microbuzz • Microsus • The Micropussy • micro-bull • Micro butt
microburst
1) A downburst is a strong downdraft which includes an outburst of potentially damaging winds on or near the ground. If the diameter of the downburst is less than 2.5 miles, it is called a microburst.
2) Also used in popular vernacular to refer to brief expressions of fear, anger, sadness, joy, pleasure. . .
2) Also used in popular vernacular to refer to brief expressions of fear, anger, sadness, joy, pleasure. . .
We heard there were microbursts in the area, but the soccer game continued. Because we are just that hard core.
He had a microburst when I told him I had shared his secret with the whole department.
When I crossed the finish line (winning my first Olympic Gold) and heard the crowd cheering, I had a microburst to end all microbursts.
He had a microburst when I told him I had shared his secret with the whole department.
When I crossed the finish line (winning my first Olympic Gold) and heard the crowd cheering, I had a microburst to end all microbursts.
microburst by ripcurlgrrl May 28, 2005
Microbos
God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.
Microbos by Micro-bitch July 25, 2010
microbes
A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...
Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*
Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?
Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*
Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?
Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
microbes by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009
microbuzz
The relaxed and light headed state of mind one gets from consuming 2-4 microbrews in rapid succession after a stressful day. One could probably drive (but probably shouldn’t) during this period.
My boss Eric was a knob today during the teleconference so I caught a slight microbuzz after work to forget about it.
microbuzz by Pewy McDoubletap August 20, 2018
Microburst
I was giving this guy cooper a hand job with my thumb and pointer finger and I couldn't even tell he was erect until he microburst all over me.
Microburst by uncledankleberrypie November 29, 2017
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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