microbus 

A gawdawful combination of Beetle engine stuffed in the back of a long narrow minivan. Loved by hippies and surfers because they were cheap to buy, cheap to fix, cheap to run, and could haul a lot of crap. A well-tuned microbus is dog-slow and a complete hazard to take onto a highway.

That POS microbus is rolling PC for posession. Let's take a look.

microbus by By Jove August 5, 2006

micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

microburst 

1) A downburst is a strong downdraft which includes an outburst of potentially damaging winds on or near the ground. If the diameter of the downburst is less than 2.5 miles, it is called a microburst.

2) Also used in popular vernacular to refer to brief expressions of fear, anger, sadness, joy, pleasure. . .

We heard there were microbursts in the area, but the soccer game continued. Because we are just that hard core.

He had a microburst when I told him I had shared his secret with the whole department.

When I crossed the finish line (winning my first Olympic Gold) and heard the crowd cheering, I had a microburst to end all microbursts.

microburst by ripcurlgrrl May 28, 2005

Microbos 

God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Microbos?"

Guy 2: "You mean Micro-clit?"

Microbos by Micro-bitch July 25, 2010

microbes 

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.

Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!

microbes by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009

microbuzz 

The relaxed and light headed state of mind one gets from consuming 2-4 microbrews in rapid succession after a stressful day. One could probably drive (but probably shouldn’t) during this period.

My boss Eric was a knob today during the teleconference so I caught a slight microbuzz after work to forget about it.

microbuzz by Pewy McDoubletap August 20, 2018

Microburst 

When a micro penis (< 2.75 inches) ejaculates causing a microburst.

I was giving this guy cooper a hand job with my thumb and pointer finger and I couldn't even tell he was erect until he microburst all over me.

Microburst by uncledankleberrypie November 29, 2017