Microbos 

God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Microbos?"

Guy 2: "You mean Micro-clit?"

Microbos by Micro-bitch July 25, 2010

Microdosing 

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.

I've been microdosing now for a month.

Microdosing by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017

microcosm 

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

microcosm by D-Vo January 20, 2006

microcosm 

A small, representative system having analogies to a larger system in constitution, configuration, or development

A boarding school is a microcosm in comparison to the real world. Although it may have the same characteristics, it is just a smaller version of it and not the real thing. See macrocosm and wobblotocrosm

microcosm by Alisha July 8, 2004

micronosity 

The quality or characteristic of being micro-managed

In order to build their own self-esteem and self-worth, managers with tiny little pointy minds will practice the art of micro Mormon management micronosity.

micronosity by obp March 8, 2012

microcosm 

A solar system that fits in your eye.

"Staring straight up into the sky, oh my my! A solar system that fits in your eye... Microcosm."

microcosm by Pink Sheets December 28, 2005

microbus 

A gawdawful combination of Beetle engine stuffed in the back of a long narrow minivan. Loved by hippies and surfers because they were cheap to buy, cheap to fix, cheap to run, and could haul a lot of crap. A well-tuned microbus is dog-slow and a complete hazard to take onto a highway.

That POS microbus is rolling PC for posession. Let's take a look.

microbus by By Jove August 5, 2006