micro wank 

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

micro wank by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017

Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

Macro Wanker by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

microwang

The typically minicule penis of an asian male.

Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!

microwang by Jorish September 19, 2005

microwangus 

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.

when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.

microwangus by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

Microwand 

A wand invisible to the human eye.

He had the tiniest wand she never saw, which was why she never saw him waving it. A microwand was making things happen.

Microwand by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020