3 definitions by cancerisnotaverygoodthing
A wank with some challenges.
For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018
A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.
Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.
That was a good little micro wank
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.
That was a good little micro wank
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 2, 2017