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Kate McKinnon
Is to a younger generation of Women Loving Women what Gillian Anderson was to an older generation of WLW. She has the power to make gay/bi/queer women even gayer with a simple dimpled smile, a funny dance, a wink, or her impressions of Kellyanne Conway and Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Known for SNL and the 2016 Ghostbusters.
Known for SNL and the 2016 Ghostbusters.
Kate McKinnon by Holtzm-anne November 3, 2016
ball milking
Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.
ball milking by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
elder McKinley
elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017
Juston McKinney
Comic from New Hampshire, who helps see the humorous side of New England Life. “Instead Of Live Free or die” our motto should be “live, Freeze, and die.”
#NH #Granite State #Funny
#NH #Granite State #Funny
Juston McKinney by Caca Joe November 24, 2018
genital milking
The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.
susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.
tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.
genital milking is the best orgasm
tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.
genital milking is the best orgasm
genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015
dirty macking
Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026