A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.
A term used to describe the large penis of a man of Mexican descent. The statistically conservative average Mexican penis length is measured to be 6 inches--statistically speaking being rather large, with many men having penises upwards of 7 and 8. This is a consistent measurement compared to other Latin American countries that are demographically similarly, like Peru or Ecuador who are well over 6 inches, with the exception that Mexico’s higher obesity rate masks the true length of the average penis.
Jennifer: Oh my god! You wouldn’t believe last night! I had a Mexi-cock just stretch me out last night and I fucking loved it!
(n.) A large, bottle of soda produced in Mexico. The bottle is usually taller than the regular bottles found in the U.S and contains a wide variety of sodas. These sodas range from the oh-so common Coca-Cola to Jarritos.
Coca-Cola sweetened with sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. Sold in Mexico, but can be found in the United States at some corner stores, bodegas, and at chain grocery stores during Passover (Kosher Coke).