A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.
There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.
A term used to describe the large penis of a man of Mexican descent. The statistically conservative average Mexican penis length is measured to be 6 inches--statistically speaking being rather large, with many men having penises upwards of 7 and 8. This is a consistent measurement compared to other Latin American countries that are demographically similarly, like Peru or Ecuador who are well over 6 inches, with the exception that Mexico’s higher obesity rate masks the true length of the average penis.
Jennifer: Oh my god! You wouldn’t believe last night! I had a Mexi-cock just stretch me out last night and I fucking loved it!
(n.) A large, bottle of soda produced in Mexico. The bottle is usually taller than the regular bottles found in the U.S and contains a wide variety of sodas. These sodas range from the oh-so common Coca-Cola to Jarritos.
These drinks are normally sold at corner stores and local Mexican restaurants in the United States.
Man 1 - "Dude, this weather is making me crzythirsty!"
Man 2 - "Well how's about we stop by Stripes then?"
Coca-Cola sweetened with sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. Sold in Mexico, but can be found in the United States at some corner stores, bodegas, and at chain grocery stores during Passover (Kosher Coke).
"Man, I'm really craving some sugar, but not that fake stuff. I'm going to run down to the bodega and get a Mexicoke."