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Mexican Sausage 

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)
"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*
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Mexican Sausage 

The act of performing anal sex using only hot sauce as a lubricant.
Give that bitch a double serving of Mexican Sausage with her eggs,she won't know what hit her.

Mexican Sausage 

A brown penis that will get you sick upon digestion. Although it has similar symptoms to Montezuma's Revenge, this is different because it can cause AIDS and take your job.
I was working at the corner until that guy with Mexican Sausage stole my hoes.
Mexican Sausage by Sediss Nutes October 13, 2008

mexican sausage 

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.
i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage

Mexican sausage diver 

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.
Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

Mexican Sausage Factory 

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."
Mexican Sausage Factory by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

Mexican sausage diver 

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.
Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.
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