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A gorgeous woman that everyone loves, a bright souled human that loves everything and everyone she encounters.
Metzka is a goddess.

Everyone should friend a metzka.
Everyone needs a metzka!!
metzka by Db699994 December 19, 2016
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An extraordinarily great deal that's worth putting in effort to get.

Pronounced metz-see-yah, it's used to emphasize a bargain so good you almost feel bad for the vendor.
I got such a great metziah there, it was worth the shlep.

Black Friday is the day to find great metziahs.
metziah by serb78 April 25, 2010
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A pale man with a huge dick, hates gays and liberals. Wishes he could eat your cat.
Bucket: You see that nigga Metza over there?

Tybo: Yea, I wanna fuck his tight asshole
Metza by Crayoneater2238 July 1, 2022
Metka is a person who is fun and happy. She is the one anyone can trust. Sometimes Metka can be indecisive but whatever path she chooses it's followed by her heart. She has a goal and is determined to go all the way.
I've had a rough week but I'm happy to share it with Metka
Metka by Ninanana November 25, 2021
The steeziest steez you'll ever meet
"Look at that girl over there!"
"Word, she's such a Metika."
metika by Joan of Arc Babay December 30, 2013
A football player from Argentina who left Spain to play in the french Ligue 1 because Eibar got relegated. He rolls up his sleeves and puts on a statpad clinic whenever he faces Metz. Sometimes even referred to as the Chief French Farmer. This man is a fraud who should never be in any goat conversation simply because he bangs goals against Metz.
Hey Andrew, did you see Metzman yesterday? He was on fire!
Metzman by KwekuT August 8, 2021
Mezka is probably the most wonderful person on the planet.
It is not scientifically proven but 7 out of 10 people say that Mezka is totally wonderful.
Its name is an abbreviation for the mezkalina drug.
Mezka is my fucking idol
Mezka by SrMezka July 2, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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