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Metzman

A football player from Argentina who left Spain to play in the french Ligue 1 because Eibar got relegated. He rolls up his sleeves and puts on a statpad clinic whenever he faces Metz. Sometimes even referred to as the Chief French Farmer. This man is a fraud who should never be in any goat conversation simply because he bangs goals against Metz.

Hey Andrew, did you see Metzman yesterday? He was on fire!

by KwekuT August 8, 2021