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A football player from Argentina who left Spain to play in the french Ligue 1 because Eibar got relegated. He rolls up his sleeves and puts on a statpad clinic whenever he faces Metz. Sometimes even referred to as the Chief French Farmer. This man is a fraud who should never be in any goat conversation simply because he bangs goals against Metz.
Hey Andrew, did you see Metzman yesterday? He was on fire!
Metzman by KwekuT August 8, 2021
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metamangle 

verb:
To create new meta that disfigures or defies a game.

Famous Gamer:
Gaming celebrity since Battlefield 2 was the best Shooter on the market. Est 2009.
"Nobody has seen this kind of play style in this game ever. He must be metamangle".
metamangle by Metamangle March 28, 2016

methmance 

a romance were both parties are on meth
look at toms new methmance
methmance by coecoe666 May 14, 2018

methmann 

A man who enjoys to ruin peoples lives.
Why are you so mean you are such a Methmann
methmann by YallaHabibi February 3, 2017

metamanic 

Needing a attention fix; Mark returns from his Metamanic universe with the infinity logo.
metamanic by Sapiofox October 29, 2021

MetaManic 

To Control and do what you want in anyway you choose

MetaManic isn't just a word its a person in a state of mind
Being metamanic meaning being self aware and wild about it
Metman is a formidable superhero who's superpower is kebabs and gym. Along with his side kick Edpool they fight crime all shapes and sizes. Metman's notable power is super squat - this involves squatting and shattering the earth as deep as the upper mantle making all enemies disintegrate.
"yo did you see that new metman movie?!"
"no"
Metman by OudWood June 5, 2024
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Me: Poggers!
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