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memowned 

when you do something so terrible at your place of employement that, when you come in the next day, there has been a memo put out to all employees specifically banning whatever it is you did the previous day.
Nick: did you see that memo about not using paper towels as toilet paper
Darby: Yea i clogged the toilet yesterday
Nick: hahaha...memowned!
memowned by nick865 October 8, 2007
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MMOwned is a World of Warcraft hacking, exploiting, botting, emulation, guides, and model editing site and is currently the largest. It is designed to allow easy access to any form of World of Warcraft "cheating" or "exploiting" though there are many things on the site that are Blizzard approved, such as leveling and money making guides.

The site has over 100,000 members 1, and is accessed by over 10,000 users daily.

There are several sections on MMOwned, but the major ones are: Exploits, Scams, Guides, Model Editing, Bots and Programs and Emulation/Private Severs.
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MMOWNED by MMOwned January 4, 2008
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mcmowned 

to be totaly embarrassed, to embarrass someone else, to get totaly destroyed, to destroy. See powned
dude I just mcmowned you at halo.
mcmowned by brenterboy noslen October 22, 2008
A website/message board dedicated to cheating and griefingin World of Warcraft.
Generally populated by the bottom of the MMO's community of kids and middle aged shitlicks that act like kids.

Using idiotic game slang is pretty much required, as is the ability to find it necessary to cheat at one the easiest MMO's around, just because you can and you're bored.

Members must be "funny". (The usual snarky, caustic, gamer-nerd "funny". Not actually funny-funny)
The name MMOWNED, should be enough of a red flag for anyone with an I.Q. over the age of 13.

I learned how to piss people off with mage portals! Wheee! Now I can be hated on my server for reasons other than my personality!
MMOWNED by Lig Na Baste March 12, 2009
To be owned harder then usual;

MMMassively Multiplayerowned
Used in games such as WoW World of Warcraft

ex.

HaHaHa dude you just got mmowned by that murlock!
MMowned by Gnomergan October 15, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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