meldowned 

When every inappropriate, bigoted, mysoginistic comment, rant, or rage one makes is mysteriously taped (typically by an audio device) and shared through every possible media outlet.

Guy One - "Did you ______ (fill in the blank with one of the following: read the news, see Wikipedia, read the blog, hear the radio.....) about what Mel Gibson said to his girlfriend?"
Guy Two - " Can't miss it but I was thinking, Jessie Jackson wasn't meldowned like this when he made that hymie town comment."

meldowned by tankmantank July 14, 2010

metrowned 

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

metrowned by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

memowned 

when you do something so terrible at your place of employement that, when you come in the next day, there has been a memo put out to all employees specifically banning whatever it is you did the previous day.

Nick: did you see that memo about not using paper towels as toilet paper
Darby: Yea i clogged the toilet yesterday
Nick: hahaha...memowned!

memowned by nick865 October 8, 2007

mellowed out 

To mellow out, to take things slowly, to water down so to speak, to make things less hyped out

The CD was mellowed out
"Dude, this CD has mellowed out considerably..."

mellowed out by Lonnie March 12, 2005

Muldowney 

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.

A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!

Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013

mellowed-out  

1) genial, chill, easy-going, easy to get along with, calm, and every other agreeable synonym.

you don't need to worry about this person freaking out on you, or being bipolar for that matter.
they won't stab you in the back and usually approach things with a certain soft, relaxed appeal.

2) slightly and pleasantly intoxicated
3) Pleasantly high from a drug, especially from smoking marijuana.
4) Moist, rich, soft, and loamy. Used of soil.

He's such a mellowed-out kid.

mellowed-out by katarax April 16, 2009

mellowed

Similar to shitfaced - when you've hit your limits using a drug, such as weed or shrooms, and you become incoherent, having difficulty remembering simple things you usually would. The difference is, however, is how it's usually a mellow, calm feeling, rather than a nauseous and sickly one (very different to a Bad Trip).

Guy 1: yooooooooo dude im so fuckin mellowed rn hahaaaaaaaaa
Guy 2: Who are you? Get out of my house, you stoner fuck.

mellowed by Gnarly Youth June 26, 2020