metrowang

The perfect timing of arriving at a metro platform just as the carriage doors open.

This morning I was buzzed. I had pure metrowang at Monument station!

by D-MJ January 25, 2023

metrowned

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

Metrowog

Metrowog is a combination of the words Wog and Metrosexual. The term Wog refers to anyone who rejects the teachings of Scientology and chooses instead to live in the 'Real World (a.k.a. Wog-World).' Someone who strives to retain individuality, resists being hypnotized by mass media, and helps others.

The term Metrosexual refers to a straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc.

So, the term Metrowog refers to a man who may enjoy shopping, be refined and cares greatly for his hygiene but also doesn't mind getting outdoors and into tough situations. A Metrowog also resists advertisements and thinks for himself. A Metrowog can survive in both the wilderness and in a famous store during a major sale.

John is such a Metrowog, he can get in and out of a crowded store just as good as he can find food in the wild.

by Mark Reaves May 11, 2008

Metrodan

Hebrew: מטרודן
A bus company which operates in the southern Israeli city of Be'er Sheva (Beersheba)
They are the result of the cooperation between two bus companies: Metropoline (Metro) and Dan bus company from Tel Aviv (Dan)
Their buses are painted in silver-ish grey, their logo is the word Metrodan in hebrew, the METRO is painted orange and the DAN is dark blue

dude 1: "I love Metrodan, cool drivers, great service"

by Big_Danny_K March 2, 2014

metrovangelist

A preacher, or evangelist, whose audience is in a large city, metropolis or urban area.

The metrovangelist tried to warn the cities of their impending judgment and destruction.

by Repenter October 3, 2007

metromance

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.

Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.

by dajonts December 9, 2010

microwang

The typically minicule penis of an asian male.

Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!

by Jorish September 19, 2005