metrovangelist

A preacher, or evangelist, whose audience is in a large city, metropolis or urban area.

The metrovangelist tried to warn the cities of their impending judgment and destruction.

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Methevangelist

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.

"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."

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Someone who possesses a keen knowledge of Metal music and other great yet obscure bands and albums.

I was at the DMV and I ran into this Metalvangelist who explained to me that my favorite band really sucks, and he was right!

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