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methtique 

The sexual mystique emitted by some methhead girls.
That new waitress down at the Waffle House has some serious methtique.
methtique by oldkingroamer May 28, 2019
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Methticulous 

Excessive and extreme attention to details because of the effects of meth use.
The tweeker cleaning lady only managed to clean one room because she is too methticulous.
Methticulous by Jeff&Kat September 29, 2009

METHETIQUETTE 

To properly use in the art of smoking and keeping your tool clean and new looking.In all social settings.
Crumb amazed everyone at his display of proper METHETIQUETTE, and his ability to socialize in and out of every and any groups of smokers.
METHETIQUETTE by Cadillac Crumb January 13, 2021

Methetiquette 

meth-et-i-quette
meth-et-i-kit, -ket
noun
1. conventional requirements as to social behavior while consuming methamphetamine in the company of fellow tweakers - especially in situations where only one smoking implement is shared amongst a group (usually a glass pipe or tin foil); proprieties of conduct as established in any class or community or for any occasion where the consumption of methamphetamine is the primary objective.
2. a prescribed or accepted code of usage in matters concerning the inhalation of methamphetamine vapors while in the company of those also wishing to partake in said activity. This clandestine brand of etiquette for the recreational use of methamphetamine has evolved in order to create a harmonious environment where a relaxed mindset for each and every tweaker, as well as the fair and equal meth consumption, is of paramount importance at a tweakfest or other informal meth-oriented gatherings.
3. the code of ethical behavior or action that is to be expected of someone accustomed to the practice of administering methamphetamine and in their dealings with fellow tweakers during group sessions.
i. passing the pipe around the group in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction (whoever lights the first bowl of the session is usually the one who decides this fairly benign example of methetiquette);
ii. hitting the pipe and exhaling only ONCE before passing the pipe to the next eager tweaker. Inhaling and exhaling multiple times before passing the pipe is considered to be incredibly disrespectful, greedy and downright selfish. Usually, the tweaker who is next in line to hit the pipe will voice their shock and/or frustration to the group, so the greedy bastard who thinks that meth just grows from trees will think twice before committing such a reprehensible and heinous corruption of methetiquette.
iii. wiping away any excessive saliva from the mouthpiece of the pipe before passing it along to the next person. This particular example of polite and considerate methetiquette is rarely seen, but is always appreciated by the next in line. If the rest of the group is paying attention, small gestures like these will improve group hygiene and cleanliness, as well as assist in the perpetual refinement of universal group methetiquette.
Methetiquette by wiggers September 5, 2013
The white residue inside a baggie or smoking device that’s left behind after smoking meth or getting the last little bit out of the baggie! Also known as methidue!
Girl-Do you have anything left to smoke?

Boy-Nope! Sorry all I have is an empty baggie with some methidue in it!

Girl-Well let’s go re-up then!!!!
Methidue by Chrisey Bailing February 21, 2022

Methiquette 

The "style" or demeanor of one which uses methamphetamine.
Do you have a degree in methiquette?
Methiquette by Cloud_walker July 28, 2024

metiquette 

code of conduct that has to be adhered to by medical professionals.
The doc was charged with violating the metiquette and suspended for two years.
metiquette by uttam maharjan July 10, 2010
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