by Bageleaterkkjji January 31, 2016
(n.) A person who is a surplus of negative connotations. This person is lazy, stupid, ugly, worthless, and/or pathetic. Calling someone such a word tells them they are useless and need to get up and do something with their life.
1. Only a crumb would go to the beach which is an hour away, and then try to go tailgating back home later that day. A person with common sense would know that there is no way that you're going to have the time and energy to drive an hour to the beach, sit in the sun for a few hours while its drains you out, then drive an hour back and tailgate by 2pm. That is an example of a STUPID CRUMB.
2. David Francis Wesolowski sleeps 15 hours a day and when he is awake he does nothing but eat offensive amounts of food and get googies. He is an absolute crumb because of his laziness and worthlessness.
2. David Francis Wesolowski sleeps 15 hours a day and when he is awake he does nothing but eat offensive amounts of food and get googies. He is an absolute crumb because of his laziness and worthlessness.
by Dale Hill May 15, 2007
a term used to describe a human-being that has a total lack of morals and respect for girl/people and their property. Crumbs normally get wasted and engage in the following activities, opening people’s mail, taking advantage of women, stealing alcohol from Koren bars, spitting on people, puking on people’s property, exposure of male genitalia, and spitting on people. Mostly smoke Newports.
Synonyms: Man-whore; jerk; tool; jack-ass; loaf of bread; moldy bread, slice of bread, and/or crust.
Synonyms: Man-whore; jerk; tool; jack-ass; loaf of bread; moldy bread, slice of bread, and/or crust.
Example: next morning after a crazy night: “Yo, last night I was sucha crumb, sucha crumb! Me and my buddy Kyle totally peed all over some guys bathroom, it was soo gross. Wanna see the video?”
by Mango1231 February 26, 2011
One who acts in a disturbingly weird and slightly psychotic manor. Will tend to say very strange and random things no one else finds funny except for other crumbs.. Crumbs can be seen with harry potter shit written on their converse, dressing up as the Darien Lake guy, and randomly conducting music no one else hears. A Crumb will often call other people crumbs, in turn making them an even bigger crumb. Crumbs can be found annoying but are very often misunderstood.
William:What the hell is written on your shoe?
Maggie: Nothing
William: Does that say I love harry Potter?
Maggie: Yeah, STFU!
William: *sighs* crumb
Maggie: Nothing
William: Does that say I love harry Potter?
Maggie: Yeah, STFU!
William: *sighs* crumb
by I made up the word crumb! September 20, 2008
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