Definitions by oldkingroamer

cardboardhydrates 

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.

Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates

cardboardhydrates by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019

methtique 

The sexual mystique emitted by some methhead girls.

That new waitress down at the Waffle House has some serious methtique.

methtique by oldkingroamer May 28, 2019