cardboardhydrates

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.

Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates

by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019

methtique

The sexual mystique emitted by some methhead girls.

That new waitress down at the Waffle House has some serious methtique.

by oldkingroamer May 28, 2019