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metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.
metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

Metalitopia 

An overwhelming feeling of purity and perfect peace of the state of mind that is free from craving, anger and other afflictive states while one is a listening to or attending a Heavy Metal concert. The philosophical concept that we all could live in a perfect world if everyone just listened to a little metal music.
"Are you going to Children of Bodom next month?" "Definitely bro, it'll be metalitopia!"
Metalitopia by MetallicDevil September 4, 2009

metaliga 

A disease caused by stupidity, in which you are lacking quickness of the mind.
Tiphany: what do you call a redneck bursting into flames, a firecracker.
Starkisha: Wow Tiph, that joke was really stupid you must have metaliga.
metaliga by Talyse March 29, 2020

Mealing on Hoes 

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."
Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.
Mealing on Hoes by KW19 September 7, 2009
Metall'n

To go collect/gather scrap metal (to later take & sell/cash in @ a junk/scrap yard) most of the time, collecting is done during the "grave yard" shift hours.
Example: "What did you do last night?"

"Nothin much. Went metalin for a lil' bit "
Metall'n
Metalin by Mz.Lynz32 May 30, 2016

metalink 

A web link that displays metadata from a hyperlink entered into a search engine.

Also called metatext (as contrasted to hypertext).
A metalink displays information from a hyperlink.
metalink by sandraxine June 12, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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