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metzling 

The physical and sexual act of inserting live cockroaches into the anus to help reach climax. The small and fast legs of the cockroach tickle the inside of the anus giving a heightened sense of pleasure.
Person 1: "Last night I partook in a nice metzling session."

Person 2: Dude are you sure you don't just have a roach infestation? "
metzling by ChuckyBoi69420 January 31, 2024
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metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.
metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

lucy metzing 

a girl who likes to talk about random stuff and doesnt know why she talks about it. she has a few friends but goes through a lot of friendship breakups throughout middle school. she has an amazing sense of humor that cannot be described. one amazing best friend who she loves more than anything. the list could go on and on.
you saw lucy metzing? shes amazing.
lucy metzing by pussyasssssshoe January 26, 2018
The act of listening to, or playing metal music.
Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!
Metaling by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

metzinger 

Smokes from a crack-head pipe because that’s what a metzinger is
metzinger by Methadome head May 15, 2018

Meitzling 

hi im meitzling
Meitzling by Meitzling April 5, 2021