Metzling

When you let a cockroach crawl into your arse hole for sexual pleasure.

Person 1: I partook in a nice bout of metzling yesterday.

Person 2: Yeehaw that's disgusting!

by ChuckyBoi69 January 23, 2024

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metzling

The physical and sexual act of inserting live cockroaches into the anus to help reach climax. The small and fast legs of the cockroach tickle the inside of the anus giving a heightened sense of pleasure.

Person 1: "Last night I partook in a nice metzling session."

Person 2: Dude are you sure you don't just have a roach infestation? "

by ChuckyBoi69420 January 31, 2024

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metalingus

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

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lucy metzing

a girl who likes to talk about random stuff and doesnt know why she talks about it. she has a few friends but goes through a lot of friendship breakups throughout middle school. she has an amazing sense of humor that cannot be described. one amazing best friend who she loves more than anything. the list could go on and on.

you saw lucy metzing? shes amazing.

by pussyasssssshoe January 26, 2018

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