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Metzling 

When you let a cockroach crawl into your arse hole for sexual pleasure.
Person 1: I partook in a nice bout of metzling yesterday.

Person 2: Yeehaw that's disgusting!
Metzling by ChuckyBoi69 January 23, 2024
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metzling 

The physical and sexual act of inserting live cockroaches into the anus to help reach climax. The small and fast legs of the cockroach tickle the inside of the anus giving a heightened sense of pleasure.
Person 1: "Last night I partook in a nice metzling session."

Person 2: Dude are you sure you don't just have a roach infestation? "
metzling by ChuckyBoi69420 January 31, 2024

metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.
metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

lucy metzing 

a girl who likes to talk about random stuff and doesnt know why she talks about it. she has a few friends but goes through a lot of friendship breakups throughout middle school. she has an amazing sense of humor that cannot be described. one amazing best friend who she loves more than anything. the list could go on and on.
you saw lucy metzing? shes amazing.
lucy metzing by pussyasssssshoe January 26, 2018
The act of listening to, or playing metal music.
Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!
Metaling by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

metzinger 

Smokes from a crack-head pipe because that’s what a metzinger is
metzinger by Methadome head May 15, 2018

Meitzling 

is a donkey
hi im meitzling
Meitzling by Meitzling April 5, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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