metaliga 

A disease caused by stupidity, in which you are lacking quickness of the mind.

Tiphany: what do you call a redneck bursting into flames, a firecracker.
Starkisha: Wow Tiph, that joke was really stupid you must have metaliga.

metaliga by Talyse March 29, 2020

Metalica 

The sad result of a moron trying to spell the name of a heavy metal band.

There's 2 "L's" in "Metallica," dumbass.

Metalica by QuickStartGuide June 1, 2004

Metalgasm 

Caused while listening to a particularly hardcore riff in a metal song. May cause cranial combustion, which is then known as a Ubermetalgasm.

Whoa...that riff in Judas Priest's Metal Meltdown gave me on hell of a metalgasm

Metalgasm by LordOfApathy October 15, 2009

metalgasm 

An orgasm derived from listening to music of the metal genre. Usually occurs during screaming/growling parts of a song and will result in goosebumps and a smile.

Girl: Have you ever listened to Otep?
Boy: No, why are they awesome?
Girl: Awesome...yeah...so awesome I got a metalgasm the first time I listened to them.
Boy: ...
Girl: It was almost better than a real orgasm.
Boy: Wait...What?

metalgasm by Dead Dani August 30, 2006

Metalgasim 

A point in a metal song when all the people in the car or room headbang uncontrollably.

When listening to "Power Metal" by: Pantera, we all had a Metalgasim.

Metalgasim by TheHeathenHammer December 22, 2010

metalligasm 

Act of having an orgasum due to the fact that METALLICA is in the same arena as you.

While I was at the metallica concert I totally had a metalligasm. It felt great!

metalligasm by k sweezy11334571727272 January 17, 2009

Metalgasm 

The state of being highly excited by auditory brutality

Evan: " I wanna frickin rip his balls off!"
Dave: " Dude, I think I just had a metalgasm."

Metalgasm by Dburgz April 4, 2007