messy one 

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )

let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!

messy one by michael foolsley August 3, 2022

this next one might get ya messy

why

this next one might get ya messy
why
cause were playing bendy

this next one might get ya messy by fuck whoevers name is stupid May 12, 2026

Mess with one’s desires 

When you use someone’s desires to make them feel incompetent or worthless

If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires

Mess with one’s desires by YuOfTheNight April 28, 2020

one hell of a gobbed up mess 

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

one hell of a gobbed up mess by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005