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Instant Messabang
When you are IMing a partner and sending sexual messages intended to stimulate them. Similar to sexting.
Dude 1: What's up?
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!
Instant Messabang by ConBroIll November 14, 2010
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Messaga by BakedFreshBread September 1, 2021
Mensatard
(n.): Any person who is well-read, articulate, and capable of formulating intelligible positions on a wide range of topics, but which happen to be demonstrably false. Derived from "Mensa" and "retard".
(Adj): Mensatarded
(Adj): Mensatarded
Dan: Having read Marx, and Rand, and Locke, and Smith, I remain resolute in my assertion that communism is a great idea that has never been fully or properly implemented.
John: Dan, if decades of evidence to the contrary combined with the hundreds of millions of dead bodies that go with those "poor implementations" of communism are not enough to convince you otherwise, I must conclude that you are, in fact, a mensatard.
John: Dan, if decades of evidence to the contrary combined with the hundreds of millions of dead bodies that go with those "poor implementations" of communism are not enough to convince you otherwise, I must conclude that you are, in fact, a mensatard.
Mensatard by Mephist0paulus October 17, 2010
Messtastrophe
A mess of catastrophic proportions. Typically takes two or more to clean up. Could be a biohazard or worse.
Hoarders basement that recently flooded.
Women's public bathroom at gas stations.
Poo-filled toy box of toddler who is afraid of the toilet.
"Wow, the women's room is a real Messtastrophe! There's even crap on the ceiling! You can't pay me enough to clean that up..."
Women's public bathroom at gas stations.
Poo-filled toy box of toddler who is afraid of the toilet.
"Wow, the women's room is a real Messtastrophe! There's even crap on the ceiling! You can't pay me enough to clean that up..."
Messtastrophe by TheDriver September 7, 2013
Mesataki
Mesataki a word used to describe a spineless, laughable, uneducated person, who can only teabag due to a syndrome known as micro penis.
The mesataki slithered out of the room like a coward realizing micro penis made its worthless existence laughable and meaningless.
Mesataki by morethanyou123 October 3, 2018
Messytasking
When someone is know for instigating confusion. Causing strife between multiple people or situations at the same time. They may even be called a messytasker because they are known for messytasking. Also known for being messy.
Messytasking by Word Love March 27, 2020