Mensatard 

(n.): Any person who is well-read, articulate, and capable of formulating intelligible positions on a wide range of topics, but which happen to be demonstrably false. Derived from "Mensa" and "retard".
(Adj): Mensatarded

Dan: Having read Marx, and Rand, and Locke, and Smith, I remain resolute in my assertion that communism is a great idea that has never been fully or properly implemented.

John: Dan, if decades of evidence to the contrary combined with the hundreds of millions of dead bodies that go with those "poor implementations" of communism are not enough to convince you otherwise, I must conclude that you are, in fact, a mensatard.

Mensatard by Mephist0paulus October 17, 2010

menstradump 

The heavy flow of menstruation of a woman

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.

menstradump by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

meatard 

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

meatard by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Megatarded 

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.

Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.

Megatarded by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Manstard 

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

Manstard by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

Metatard 

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

mensatrip

a trip to the mensa (cantine).

- Mensatrip ?
- Yes i'm very hungry !

mensatrip by limette February 28, 2022