mironized 

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.

"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"

mironized by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019

Mikinized 

Another term for being mesmerized, being completely charmed into and or fallen completely for.

Boy 1: Every girl I talked to just blew me off. They're all head over heals for this other guy that just came into the party..

Boy 2: Yeah man, all the girl's have officially been Mikinized..

Mikinized by MorningAfterProductions December 4, 2011

moronize 

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV

Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!

moronize by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005

masonized 

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.

Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(

masonized by Mista blista July 5, 2014

mirandized 

As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".

Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.

"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"

mirandized by merchantofpain April 28, 2010

ironized 

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

ironized by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

Monized 

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"

Monized by NJMactual April 14, 2010