When your kid can't say mamaw, plus you're too cool for Nana!!!!!! Mermaw will give you a hug and cuss you out in the same instance.
I'm going to Mermaws house!!!
by Hobbygal December 19, 2016
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Get the mermate mug.A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
by AzureGummy March 28, 2017
Get the bathtub mermaid mug.Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.
Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.
by EKimLipse September 16, 2023
Get the Mermaid mug."300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010
Get the Mermaid theory mug.A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!
by darkninja443 June 30, 2011
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mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO
gibby: >:)
mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE
mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO
gibby: >:)
mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE
by gibbyman x August 28, 2011
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