merloment 

noun; A minute portion of time where your judgement was affected by the consumption of too much wine.

Northwestern, U.S., valley term derived from the word merlot and moment. Merlot: A dry red wine made from a widely grown grape originally used in the Bordeaux region of France for blending; or the grape itself. Moment: A brief period of time.

At the party agreeing with his girlfriend that "Her ass really does look bigger in those jeans" was an urrealized merloment for Jim.

merloment by E. Seitz August 4, 2006

megalomentia 

megalomania & dementia at once // a portmanteau of megalomania & dementia

Let's hope this megalomentia up on high doesn't cause the launching of nukes.

megalomentia by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 5, 2020

Melomelting

melodramatic meltdown; freaking out; overwhelming emotional meltdown; depressed sob story

Isabelle was melomelting because she felt that nothing in her life was working out.

Melomelting by Wexilious May 22, 2009

Merryment 

similar to a "shit tip"
refers to general refuse or mess.

Most commonly found outside houses in Oxford

one of you revellers needs to clear up this Merryment

Merryment by Denke July 27, 2010

melogent 

An Irish term for something that is unfavourable or has no use.It is also used as a derogatory term, and is a variant of the word 'melojin'. Melogent is often used during games of poker to describe a bad hand or poor cards. It can also refer to someone that is lucky or 'jammy'

'The light bulb burnt out, now it is melogent'(useless)

'The Light bulb burnt out because it was melogent'(crap)

'These cards are melogent!'(not very good/useless/crap)

'Shane Byrne is a melogent'(a great number of derogatorty terms- fat, unhygienic, bent, fudge-packer etc.)

'Shane Byrne is melogent'(Can mean the same as the above term but commonly means the emodiment of the characteristics of a melogent, ie. usless, crap or lucky)

melogent by Party-boy June 11, 2006

Merment 

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

Merment by Jammo March 14, 2004

Paige Meliment 

A word used to describe a major mistake, often when the mistake could have been easily avoided.

"Damn dude, you really pulled a paige meliment by missing that lay-up"

Paige Meliment by Weasel boi November 24, 2018