merlman 

A person who acts negatively towards the norm in relation to their friends plans. Generally considered to be a kind of negative nelly.

Adam, how about you stop being a merlman? Why so merlz today adam?

merlman by DKOOP April 11, 2013

MERMANAUT 

A Mermanaut is an explorer of the aquatic realm. This exploration may take the form of spiritual, physical, or mental exploration of the planets vast oceans, and the worlds, secrets, and treasures they contain.

The word is a compound of mere, mermaid/man, and naut.

Mere is the Old English word for sea. With the addition of “ma” (merma) both genders of mermaid and merman are represented. Finally, the term "naut" is from nautes (greek: ναύτης), meaning sailor.

Q: So...How come you are so into diving?

(ALSO: sailing, boating, kayaking...etc.)

A: Because I am a Mermanaut.

MERMANAUT by P053!D0|\| April 19, 2011

mehlman 

Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.

I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.

mehlman by Ira Flatus November 10, 2006

mermanatee 

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

mermanatee by ChiRho May 29, 2013

Merman Theory 

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.

Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.

Merman Theory by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018

mereman 

Notrious British game player who is reknowned for killing more of his team than the opposition.

The playzen team lost yet another clan war, but at least mereman didn't tk anyone this time...

mereman by boggits January 10, 2004

Merlando 

Rapper from Regina's Northside. Member of The Superfriends. Known for hilarious lyrics and goofy antics. Popular Songs Include "Welcome to Thom", "Step Back","The End", änd "Northside Pimps" and "Ignite The Mic". You can hear and see him at www.merlandowned.com

Merlando is Dope, bump Merlando

Merlando by Chris Webbs April 11, 2005