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1) When someone 'deadens' or 'kills' an ongoing joke.

2) Can also be used to describe someone who frequently 'kills' jokes, creates awkward situations, and is just generally cringey. This person would then be known as a Graze.
1) *everyone is laughing at ongoing jokes and conversation, someone adds in an unfunny comment that stops everyone laughing* - "man, you just Grazed it."

2) "oh him? don't invite him, he's the biggest Graze"
Grazed by fillinuin June 2, 2011
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A graze, its usually being said when in a fight, like its a slight graze, its like a scratch to them, but usually, its just like a scar or something like that. so basically a graze is just a little bit of an injury. Nothing else.
Dude 1: *fighting dude 2*
Dude 1: *hits dude 2 slightly*
Dude 2: Hah, its only a graze. you only hit me a little.
( grazed means slightly hit or for strong people, a scratch.)
Grazed by .mac cheese February 18, 2024

shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
shit grazer by silkpouch September 15, 2007

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Gravedig 

In a forum it is when somebody post in a thread that is old, and bumps it back to the top.
may 21 2007:
Hello people

october 26 2008:
Hi how are you doing

october 26 2008:
GRAVEDIG MAN REP ----- =(
Gravedig by Misingnoglic March 4, 2009

Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012
When you've come into contact with a person on the Internet using a fake identity for attention points. Being graced typically predates that fake person ghosting you after being caught bullshitting.
David: Hey, where has Grace been all day?
John: Looks like she was gracing everyone in the community.
Paul: Oh man, looks like you've been graced!
Graced by tennesseeford July 19, 2020
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