merlk

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the act of shoving one's thumb up a friends asshole (above clothing), penitrating their integrity and self esteem.

Ben furiously merlked Alex in a fit of excitment one sunny autumn day. Alex giggled and squirmed but could not jump high enough to escape the wrath of Ben's wide thumb.

merlk by patters January 9, 2004

Words you can keep

Merkelist

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!

The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.

Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018

Related Words

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Meraki

Doing something with soul, creativity, or love - when you put "something of yourself" into what you're doing, whatever it may be.

Mother: "Chris, why can't you be more like Kenny? He's kind, handsome, passionate, and does everything with meraki!"

Chris: ...*sighs*

Meraki by whatevenwhat August 6, 2017

Lady Merk

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.

"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."

Lady Merk by Ugotit January 3, 2008

Merked

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

Merked by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

Merkades Tendon

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

merekere

pernounced: MEray-keray

merekere is a word that means anything.

"that merekere is fat" would mean "that bitch is fat". or "merekere the fuck is that?" would mean "what the fuck is that" and so on.

merekere by Jackson S October 17, 2006

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026