melk 

Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.

Mom, can I have a glass of melk?

melk by MastermindSith February 20, 2005

melk 

How mouthbreathers pronounce the word milk.

"Let's make a melk chocolate melkshake!"

melk by RoundenBrown September 15, 2020

melk 

Dutch word for milk.

A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.

melk by Maglor June 1, 2005

Melk 

Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.

I totally melked in Lisa last night!

Melk by nightfire36 April 15, 2011

Melk 

Noun: Alternative to saying milk for people who cannot pronounce the word correctly. Usually in Kuwait.

Put your tooth in melk.

Melk by Mishimashi December 29, 2022

melk 

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

melk by John July 8, 2004

melk 

better drink than "milk"

call the cool kids say melk instead of milk
example:
TAYLOR-i like melk with my cerial
BEN-ur an asshole

melk by tayler cladnEy April 7, 2004