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Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.
Mom, can I have a glass of melk?
by MastermindSith February 20, 2005
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Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.
I totally melked in Lisa last night!
by nightfire36 March 29, 2011
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call the cool kids say melk instead of milk
TAYLOR-i like melk with my cerial
BEN-ur an asshole
by tayler cladnEy April 07, 2004
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a noun which means someone who is very chill all the time but will explode when necessary. somone who is willing to drive you anywhere as long as he can get something out of it in the long run. a melks can also get very angry if he does not get invited to go out with everyone for a cheesesteak.
He was being a melks when he wouldnt give us a ride because it had no benifit for him.
by Gingerbread Man June 07, 2006
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a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.
I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.
by Melk Lover March 24, 2003
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