merchia 

wicked spicy, straight savages

"omg who is that savage over there?"
"lol probably a merchia"

merchia by wickedwickedwickedwicked January 5, 2017

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

bt merchant 

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

bt merchant by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019

Merchant 

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.

Sydney is a split dodge merchant

Merchant by AJ baud February 26, 2022

dole merchant 

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"

dole merchant by DSelby March 7, 2007

Excuse Merchant 

Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".

Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.

Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"

Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.

Excuse Merchant by bt3101 November 30, 2011