merchase

The desperate need to make up a word that doesn't exist.

We told Greg he could not merchase during the game.

merchase by Smokymtngirl January 29, 2021

Merchase

When you purchase merchandise aka merch

One hell of a merchase you made pal.

Merchase by Broke Trapper The Dope Snatche March 2, 2021

Murchase 

Simply a Purchase of Merchandise to support or represent your team, favourite band, Twitch channel etc.

From a comment made on Twitch.tv/chess during the Magnus Carlsun vs Fabiana Caruana match by Daniel Rensch To Robert Hess.

I murchased some Fortnite t-shirts after playing online all weekend.

Murchase by FlashwaveXL November 16, 2018

mechasexy 

mechasexy says:
mechasexy describes something so great that it must be a robot or robot-related

mr: There must be beef and sheep and tomatoes on ve moon.
lame boy: ve moon lune?
mr: yeah that would be awesome
lame boy: that would be mechasexy

Yeah thanks for that, N.

mechasexy by royalgodendmachbreak May 20, 2007

Mechasexual

Adj.

Having sexual preferance to machines. A term commonly used to describe PC owners.

"Okay Eddie...what are you, you don't seem to enjoy being heterosexual, and homosexuality is hopefully out of the question..you do own a impressive ammount of hentai. Are you..Suisexual? Or..perhaps, like most pc owners, mechasexual? Just wondering"

Mechasexual by Krab July 21, 2003

Merchael 

One who strives to sell band merchandise for the sake of band popularity.

That kyle kid won't stop asking to sell our shit, we barely know him, hes being a real Merchael.

Merchael by EatshitDie June 18, 2009

Mechasexual

1. Romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between robots, androids, or sentient machines.

2. The desire to have sexual relations with a sentient machine.

"I would love to have sex with a robot." "You are a total mechasexual."

"Mechasexuality, it's like five gundams having sex."

Mechasexual by SinisterSound August 27, 2011