The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019

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marbleous

An adjective used to describe an esthetically pleasing a) product made of marble or b) marbleized item.

The countertops in Karyn's kitchen are marbleous.
Michael renovated his entranceway and staircase, and they are marbleous.
Did you taste the cake at Eric's birthday party? It was marbleous.

marbleous by MikeInDC June 20, 2017

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The Marble

Infinite consciousness. Infinite awareness. God. You.

Bro do you ever think about how all living beings are connected ?
Bro were marbling right now
What is that connection?
Its because were all the marble

Sometimes it feels like I'm separated from my body
Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling my body
Maybe I'm a marbler

The Marble by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

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marble peach

a perfect female butt, smooth and round, without blemish or wrinkle, as if sculpted in marble.

At first I did not understand what it was she wanted. But she bumped her behind against me until I realized that was what I was being offered, a marble peach.

marble peach by Max C. Webster, III November 19, 2012

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