mensturaging
mensturaging by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017
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mansturating
Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.
mansturating by thomas wyles February 1, 2010
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Menstruating
When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.
Menstruating by MeMeMei December 15, 2008
menstrualingus
After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.
menstrualingus by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016
Ass end of a menstruating skunk
1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
1. (Used when America still owned industry)
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
Ass end of a menstruating skunk by skunker09 December 1, 2009
menstraging
menstraging by Anticondom January 4, 2011
Sam Menstruating
Sam menstruating
Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”
Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”
Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”
Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”
Sam Menstruating by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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