mensturaging 

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.

Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging

mensturaging by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017

mansturating 

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

mansturating by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

Menstruating 

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.

- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.

Menstruating by MeMeMei December 15, 2008

menstrualingus 

The delicate act of cunnilingus while she is on her period.

After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.

menstrualingus by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016

Ass end of a menstruating skunk 

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

Ass end of a menstruating skunk by skunker09 December 1, 2009

menstraging 

the anger and any acts of anger that occur when a woman is on her period.

She must just be menstraging, son.

menstraging by Anticondom January 4, 2011

Sam Menstruating 

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

Sam Menstruating by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021