Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
A used and bloody tampon.
It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017
X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.
Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.
by Jimmy Dink April 24, 2018
Sodomy on a golf course.
Mark and Tony played a lovely round of golf and as the course was wide open, so too was Tony's assehole as they did a Back Niner between holes.
by Jimmy Dink July 08, 2017