After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017
The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.
Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.
by Jimmy Dink February 20, 2017
A used and bloody tampon.
It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.
Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.
by Jimmy Dink April 24, 2018
by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017