limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
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anderson hooper

When I watched CNN last night I could not stop thinking about Anderson Hooper
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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ruddy rat

It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
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mensturaging

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.
Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging
by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017
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bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.
Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
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Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.
Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.
by Jimmy Dink April 24, 2018
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a back niner

Mark and Tony played a lovely round of golf and as the course was wide open, so too was Tony's assehole as they did a Back Niner between holes.
by Jimmy Dink July 08, 2017
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