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manstrating 

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.
"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha
manstrating by Ælystea December 19, 2006

Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle
Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".
Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

mensturaging 

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.
Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging
mensturaging by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017

manstrating 

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.
manstrating by Greyson January 4, 2008

Menstruating 

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.
- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.
Menstruating by MeMeMei December 15, 2008

menstrualingus 

The delicate act of cunnilingus while she is on her period.
After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.
menstrualingus by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016