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menstipated 

When your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason-- even pregnancy.
"My period is a week late! And I'm usually so regular!"

"You think you could be pregnant?"

"No! I haven't had it in months!"

"Relax, girl! You're just menstipated."

menstrophobic 

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.
Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.
menstrophobic by BeavBaby June 4, 2009

Medatrippin

Meditating while tripping under the influence of hallucinogens/psychedelics.
"How was that Lucy bro?" - Trippy
"Dude I was medatrippin in the middle of the field by the lake & had an outer body experience I could see all around me even though my eyes were closed." - Surreal

"Haha that's some 3rd eye sixth sense shit man." - Trippy
Medatrippin by Mukunda November 20, 2013

Menstriversary 

men·stri·ver·sa·ry
/mɛnstrəˈvɜrsəri/

pronunciation men-struh-vur-suh-ree
–noun

1. the monthly recurrence of the date of a past event: the 9th menstriversary of their relationship.

2. the celebration or commemoration of such a date.

Etymology:
Deriving from the Latin "mensis", meaning month, or "menstruus", meaning monthly and the Latin "vertere" meaning returning. Literally translating to: returning monthly.
Jacqueline: So, how long have you and Jillian been dating?
Justin: It's been 3 years and 8 months this past April 4th.
Jacqueline: Well, Happy 44th Menstriversary!
Menstriversary by JustinFalq April 14, 2010

menstrigation 

The act or art of holding negotiations during one's menstrual cycle. A tactic typically used for credit card over charges, bill collection calls, or getting your male counterpart to agree to anything.
Once a month, my wife and I have and lengthy menstrigation. After which, I am generally broke, apologetic and bearing gifts.
menstrigation by I did this October 23, 2009

menstrief 

A quief while on your period.
Ahh, that was a thick menstrief, theres a bloody spatter pattern in my panties.
menstrief by Boafaroni August 10, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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