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menstipated 

When your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason-- even pregnancy.
"My period is a week late! And I'm usually so regular!"

"You think you could be pregnant?"

"No! I haven't had it in months!"

"Relax, girl! You're just menstipated."

menstrophobic 

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.
Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.
menstrophobic by BeavBaby June 4, 2009

Medatrippin

Meditating while tripping under the influence of hallucinogens/psychedelics.
"How was that Lucy bro?" - Trippy
"Dude I was medatrippin in the middle of the field by the lake & had an outer body experience I could see all around me even though my eyes were closed." - Surreal

"Haha that's some 3rd eye sixth sense shit man." - Trippy
Medatrippin by Mukunda November 20, 2013

Menstriversary 

men·stri·ver·sa·ry
/mɛnstrəˈvɜrsəri/

pronunciation men-struh-vur-suh-ree
–noun

1. the monthly recurrence of the date of a past event: the 9th menstriversary of their relationship.

2. the celebration or commemoration of such a date.

Etymology:
Deriving from the Latin "mensis", meaning month, or "menstruus", meaning monthly and the Latin "vertere" meaning returning. Literally translating to: returning monthly.
Jacqueline: So, how long have you and Jillian been dating?
Justin: It's been 3 years and 8 months this past April 4th.
Jacqueline: Well, Happy 44th Menstriversary!
Menstriversary by JustinFalq April 14, 2010

menstrigation 

The act or art of holding negotiations during one's menstrual cycle. A tactic typically used for credit card over charges, bill collection calls, or getting your male counterpart to agree to anything.
Once a month, my wife and I have and lengthy menstrigation. After which, I am generally broke, apologetic and bearing gifts.
menstrigation by I did this October 23, 2009

menstrief 

A quief while on your period.
Ahh, that was a thick menstrief, theres a bloody spatter pattern in my panties.
menstrief by Boafaroni August 10, 2009