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Menstriversary 

men·stri·ver·sa·ry
/mɛnstrəˈvɜrsəri/

pronunciation men-struh-vur-suh-ree
–noun

1. the monthly recurrence of the date of a past event: the 9th menstriversary of their relationship.

2. the celebration or commemoration of such a date.

Etymology:
Deriving from the Latin "mensis", meaning month, or "menstruus", meaning monthly and the Latin "vertere" meaning returning. Literally translating to: returning monthly.
Jacqueline: So, how long have you and Jillian been dating?
Justin: It's been 3 years and 8 months this past April 4th.
Jacqueline: Well, Happy 44th Menstriversary!
Menstriversary by JustinFalq April 14, 2010
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mensiversary 

MEN-SI-VER-SA-RY (mèn´se-vûr´se-rê) noun
1. The monthly recurring date of a past event, especially one of
historical, national, or personal importance: a first date
mensiversary; the mensiversary of the founding of Nerstone Pictures.
2. A celebration commemorating such a date.
from Latin: mensis, month + versus, past participle of vertere, to turn.

If the word for the commemoration of a yearly event is anniversary, by
analogy the logical word for the commemoration of a monthly event
should be "mensiversary." "Anniversary" comes from the Latin "annum,"
meaning year. (The "versary" part comes from a Latin word referring
to turning.) The Latin word for month is "mensis." Hence,
mensiversary. I've not found this word in any reputable dictionary,
but perhaps exposure in Google Answers can help to put it there.

Credit to pinkfreud-ga @ google answers
My girlfriend and I just celebrated our first mensiversary.

On November 2nd, the 8th mensiversary of our family reunion in Chicago, my family and I decided to take another trip back to visit the sites.
mensiversary by BeefnCheez November 11, 2007

mensiversary 

Of a significant event, a day that is an exact number of months (to the day, if possible since months have different numbers of days - this conflict obviously doesn't occur with an anniversary) since the event occurred; often preceded by an ordinal number indicating the number of months that have elapsed since the event.
(Keep in mind, this is not a real word, but it could be considered etymologically correct according to Latin and similar derivation to anniversary.)

Could be considered synonymous to lunaversary, a more common fake word for a reoccurring monthly event, but this is less etymologically correct by indirect induction of roots.
WRONG: Happy two-month anniversary!
RIGHT: Happy second mensiversary!
mensiversary by maelstr0m_X1 November 29, 2006

mensiversary 

The monthly recurring date of a past event, especially one of historical, national, or personal importance
Me and my girlfriend are celebrating our first mensiversary next Friday.
mensiversary by TheNad September 4, 2009

Mensiversary 

Term used to express a milestone passed in months, as opposed to years (as expressed by the word anniversary ). Steming from the Latin "mensis" meaning month and the stem -versary denoting a turning of an amount of time.
"Did you hear that Joe and Katy just had their 6 month anniversary?"

"Actually it was there 6th Mensiversary..."

menstruversary

The celebration of going another month without becoming pregnant.
Steve - "Hey Bill! Karen and I are celebrating our 5th menstruversary!"
Bill - "That's because you should never have kids, Steve, and God knows that."
Steve - "I think God knows anyone named Karen shouldn't have kids, asshole."
menstruversary by sarsinNJ November 4, 2013

Menstraversery 

The useless one month anniversery that women have an obsession with.
"So your one month anniversery with Jane is coming up"
"Oh shit, it is?"
"Uh.. yeah. What are you planning for the menstraversery?"
Menstraversery by BlowJay January 17, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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