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ukrainian meatgrind 

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.
Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

Meatgrinder

A woman or man with an abnormally large rear end, "booty," or buttocks that protrudes outwards in a grand fashion to permit the penetration of the corresponding meatcleaver.
"I am so jealous of that meatgrinder near the dumpster smoking a joint over there, wish I got a big booty like hers to get me some guys."
"Mmm honey you are lucky you got me to bounce on top of that meatcleaver because it's hard to come by a meatgrinder that can get up in that like me."
(A couple in heat) "Oh baby harder, my meatgrinder can take it!"
"When I was an old saggy woman, it was apparent that my meatgrinder was tired and overused due to its droopy, flat, and dull appearance. No one wanted to fuck me until I got the revolutionary Fat-Filler for meatgrinders from Playdough, thanks Playdough!"
"There I was, lamp in hand, shoving it up my rectum. The stanky ass bitch next to me couldn't believe I could fit it up there, but I said 'Hey I'm a meatgrinder, anythings possible!' and she stood there in shock."
Meatgrinder by mdds1002 January 22, 2014
When two male individuals are grinding with one another face to face, meat on meat, peen on peen.
"Oh damn, check out those two guys doing a hardcore meatgrind!"
Meatgrind by sammy slamma jamma July 30, 2012

Russian Meatgrinder 

When some one shaves the inside of their ass crack, lets it get all pricky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said butt cheeks together as if grinding meat.
"I gave your mother a Russian Meatgrinder last night bro"
Russian Meatgrinder by nomnomnom69 January 10, 2009

emergency memegender 

When a group of SJW's feel triggered by masculinity, they organize a memegender; that is, they collectively double the dosage on their female hormone injections to ensure that no one in the group will express any overt masculinity. During an emergency memegender, some SJW's will actually castrate themselves.
When Andrew Dice Clay came out of retirement we organized an emergency memegender.

Meatgrinder

Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'
Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."
Meatgrinder by Sorido May 14, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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