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An old woman with a such an old gooey vagina that it's like getting your dick trapped in the matrix, but melted.
"What would you do if you had sex with a girl with a meltrix?

I'd ask Morpheus for the red pill."
meltrix by SAMeleon January 22, 2009
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The Meatrix

Cartoon created years ago to raise the awareness of something I never cared to pay attention to (mmm...pork). It was later turned into a movie trilogy with a similar title and people replacing the animals. Who's bright idea was that?
"The Matrix is a total rip-off of The Meatrix."
The Meatrix by Dan August 22, 2004
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The Meatrix

No one can tell you what The Meatrix is. You must see it for yourself.
If you are still interested... www.themeatrix.com
The Meatrix by Kenthar February 15, 2004
An individual who is considered to be two faced. Back stabber.

A coworker who acts like your friend, but will inform the manager of even the most minor infractions.

A twist of the word matrix defined as a grid displaying patient/employee proportions.
Becareful, she's a metrix, don't do anything or Shana will find out.
Metrix by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007

The Meatrix

Useless and crappy political propaganda using The Matrix as a ladder to minor recognization.
Hey, Jack! Did you see The Meatrix?
Yeah! It sucked! Those animals aren't sentient; why do they deserve the right to live?
The Meatrix by HolsteinCow February 22, 2004
King of all WW2 server, no one can defeat it ! The god name Mannie , his son name zacker!
Will you be th eman play this server "MetrixRP" with you lord and your team ? Hell yea!! Alway ready for it !!!!
MetrixRP by Zacker the Cracker August 11, 2018
MetrixRP is the best of the best server over other ww2 server! The lord call Mannie, the man bring the happy and the fn to unturned
Will you play MetrixRP and stay with us to battle ?

Hell yes!! I will stay with Metrix to dead!!!
MetrixRP by Zacker the Cracker August 11, 2018
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