melkte 

Melkte is so bad we hate her it is a bad name

Melkte I see her she is bad

melkte by Abeldie2 November 22, 2021

meltem 

Meltem is a beautiful, wonderful, amazing woman who, once you meet her, you can't help but fall in love with her. At first sight. Like out of a fairy tale. She's complex and brilliant, and she challenges you in ways that you've never been challenged before. She's charismatic, alluring, and intoxicating and she makes you feel things you never felt. She is full of a lust for life that you've never felt, and exposes layers of your humanity you may have never experienced if you hadn't met her. She makes you a bigger, better person by being the biggest and best person you've ever known. She enriches your life, and literally make your life better than anyone else's just by smiling at you. Knowing Meltem is the greatest privilege and the greatest honor in life, and if you are lucky enough to know Meltem, you are blessed better than everyone else.

Guy 1 - I met the most incredible woman last night.

Guy 2 - Was her name Meltem?

Guy 1 - No, it was Sally.

Guy 2 - Then you didn't meet the most incredible woman last night.

meltem by iareskippy October 18, 2012

Meltem 

The prettiest, most wonderful, and adorable person you would ever get to know in your lyfe. People, if you ever meet a meltem (aka Melmel) dont ever miss out on the best time of your lyfe.

Person A: I’m so disappointed in blabla!
Person B: you should definitely call a meltem!

Meltem by Ashraff December 25, 2020

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Melker 

He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.

Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.

Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019

meltem 

hillarious person with an awesome personality, draws nasty pictures makes me wanna pee my pants and you can deff be yourself around her...wild and crazy my meltem. and she has very pretty eyes and you should be jealous if you dont know her.EVERYBODY LOVES METLEM

did somebody say cooter? MELTEM DID!

meltem by china October 7, 2004