Melchior is an awesome person. You might not notice it at first but he is a kind deep mondes individual, and if you take the Time to know him well you will see his is way more interesting and beautiful than you thought. Give it a go, because you probably won’t meet a melchior again, and if you don’t do it, trust me, you will regret it.

Melchior

Melchior by Iliketigers August 21, 2018

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Mechiality

A strange alteration of beastiality for having sex with a cars exhaust pipe

Dude what the hell are you doing to my car?

oh relax man it's just a bit of Mechiality!!

Mechiality by neosachiel July 24, 2009

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Melchior

1. n (New Testament) one of the three sages from the east who came bearing gifts for the infant Jesus; usually represented as a king of Nubia
2. n United States operatic tenor (born in Denmark) noted for his Wagnerian roles (1890-1973)
3. n Uber-elite player of Ectroverse, Imperial Conflict, Ferion, Drowned World, and other such internet games.

Hello Melchior. My you are looking God-like today.

Please do not rape me for all of my planets, for I am a n00b in comparison to your uber-eliteness.

Melchior, how did you get so good?

Melchior by Melchior February 9, 2004

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Lee Melchionni

Lucky Number 13 on the Duke Blue Devils. From Lancaster, PA. Father was a player at Duke. Walked-on in Durham his first year as a member of Duke’s “Selected Six” recruiting class. He’s be the do-it-all guy for Coach K. Good medium-range shooter, rebounds and passes extremely well. He’s an intangible guy and he’ll be on scholarship for three years. High school teammates Matt Walsh (Florida) and Ted Skuchas (Vanderbilt) are Division I players. Often gets nosebleeds during games.
Height/Weight: 6-6/205

As Lee Melchionni walked out to wave to his fans on senior night at Cameron Indoor Stadium, he reverently got on his hands and knees and kissed the basketball court.

Lee Melchionni by mcrobertsfan August 28, 2008

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