melancallie 

A dreary mood due to someone's not phoning you when you'd expected or wanted him/her to.

In a classic "Miss Piggy's Advice" column in Muppet Magazine, a mid-teenage lad complains about how his main squeeze always suffers a major bout of melancallie whenever he isn't able to "give her a jingle" in the evening, despite his repeatedly having explained to her that he's a farmer boy and thus has chores that often prevent him from being free to simply sit and "yack on the horn" for half an hour. He finishes his message to said "sage sow" by indignantly asking her, "So what am I supposed to do?!" Being a selfish brat herself --- AND a fierce feminist --- said pink-skinned flat-nosed advisor unhelpfully snorts back, "You're supposed o call her." Some help SHE turned out to be there! :P

melancallie by QuacksO April 11, 2022

Melancauliflower 

A label associated with middle-class, white males who have depleated too many brain cells in their teenagehood due to a vengeful abuse of drugs and alcohol. Melancauliflowers often gorge in sweets such as brownies and ice cream without gaining weight, as they do physical labor to support their international families. Melancauliflowers are clinically considered to have manic depression and cannot be cured with tranquilizers or anti-depressants. The word comes from the prefix, "melancholy", describing the clinical condition of absolute, chronic misery, and the suffix, "cauliflower" to describe the capabilities of their brains-- comparable to a vegetable. Melancauliflowers often lack the capability of reasoning or consideration for each others feelings, but are renown for their art in melancholy metaphors to describe their feelings.

Doctor: "This patient is a diagnosed Melancauliflower. May god have mercy on your poor, poor soul."

Civilian: "Hey, that guy looks miserable... But he has a hot vietnamese wife!"
Civilian 2: "He must be a melancauliflower."

Melancauliflower by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

meloncollie by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

melancollie 

How Lassie would feel anytime she was away from her family.

Now that Lassie is back living with Joe and his parents, she has no further reason to feel melancollie.

melancollie by QuacksO March 2, 2019

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

meloncollie by Williamzmann January 27, 2021