meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

meloncollie by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

meloncollie by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

meloncollar 

That stretched out look the neck of your t-shirt gets after you've shoved your giant head through it.

My tshirts are all meloncollared.

meloncollar by umetaro April 30, 2011

melancollie 

How Lassie would feel anytime she was away from her family.

Now that Lassie is back living with Joe and his parents, she has no further reason to feel melancollie.

melancollie by QuacksO March 2, 2019

melancallie 

A dreary mood due to someone's not phoning you when you'd expected or wanted him/her to.

In a classic "Miss Piggy's Advice" column in Muppet Magazine, a mid-teenage lad complains about how his main squeeze always suffers a major bout of melancallie whenever he isn't able to "give her a jingle" in the evening, despite his repeatedly having explained to her that he's a farmer boy and thus has chores that often prevent him from being free to simply sit and "yack on the horn" for half an hour. He finishes his message to said "sage sow" by indignantly asking her, "So what am I supposed to do?!" Being a selfish brat herself --- AND a fierce feminist --- said pink-skinned flat-nosed advisor unhelpfully snorts back, "You're supposed o call her." Some help SHE turned out to be there! :P

melancallie by QuacksO April 11, 2022