4 definitions by TheRedcoat
A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009
A label associated with middle-class, white males who have depleated too many brain cells in their teenagehood due to a vengeful abuse of drugs and alcohol. Melancauliflowers often gorge in sweets such as brownies and ice cream without gaining weight, as they do physical labor to support their international families. Melancauliflowers are clinically considered to have manic depression and cannot be cured with tranquilizers or anti-depressants. The word comes from the prefix, "melancholy", describing the clinical condition of absolute, chronic misery, and the suffix, "cauliflower" to describe the capabilities of their brains-- comparable to a vegetable. Melancauliflowers often lack the capability of reasoning or consideration for each others feelings, but are renown for their art in melancholy metaphors to describe their feelings.
Doctor: "This patient is a diagnosed Melancauliflower. May god have mercy on your poor, poor soul."
Civilian: "Hey, that guy looks miserable... But he has a hot vietnamese wife!"
Civilian 2: "He must be a melancauliflower."
Civilian: "Hey, that guy looks miserable... But he has a hot vietnamese wife!"
Civilian 2: "He must be a melancauliflower."
by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009
The strip of coiled paper that connects a sheet to a spiral notebook. Snigglybobs are sometimes ripped off the sheet after being removed from the notebook to make the paper look clean-cut, while other times is left behind as a diss to the teacher. Snigglybobs, after being removed, sometimes become subject to snigglygami, snigglybob paper folding, or snigglering, snigglybob littering.
Teacher: "Now, class, be sure to remove your snigglybobs before handing in the paper!"
Student: "Hey, Amanda! Look at the snigglygami flower I made you!"
Student: "Hey, Amanda! Look at the snigglygami flower I made you!"
by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009
The ideal woman, typically fifteen pounds overweight, middle-class, and Caucasian. Sluggies are cross-overs of "sluts" and "druggies", characterized by their frequent drug use, unappealing slutatious behavior, and excessive eye makeup. Sluggies often are mistaken for emos or rockers, and are most likely to be seen in America's white suburbia. They worship black people, drama, and the exchange of insincere hugs.
by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009