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megafart 

An extremely powerful act of flatulence. The amount of gas expelled is far above, often several times of normal. It makes a very loud, thunderous sound which can be heard even from great distances. They are known to occur mostly in the early morning, but can strike unexpectedly any hour of the day, depending on diet. They are also odorless or at least don't smell as bad as silent and regular ones, considering most of them comes from swallowed air or hydrogen composed by digesting large amounts of high-in-fibre foods. If you are lactose intolerant, eating dairy products may give you a bad case of mega flatulence.
A bad example on how a megafart looks like in real life:

Mother: Oh my, what was that noise? Did someone move the wardrobe?
Daughter (from the other room): No, mom. I just ate some sweet potatoes and your delicious macaroni with cottage cheese, and so I'm a bit gassy now...
megafart by Abasc December 31, 2011

megamaster345 

I always feel like megamaster's watching me!!!
megamaster345>hi
killassist902> I always feel like megamaster's watching me!!!
megamaster345 by killassist January 2, 2022

terashits per megafart 

A facetious measurement of computing power, often used to acknowledge a given device is more powerful while downplaying the importance of such a metric.
The Playstation 6 is rumored to have 69 terashits per megafart.

A used phone will give you everything a new one will, minus a couple terashits per megafart.

megabater 

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.
Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026