Metaforced

Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.

From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"

I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"

by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010

megaforce

Typical energy drink in Finland. Usually users are called "Jonne"

Look, that Jonne is drinking Megaforce

by Sc4nDaL November 2, 2017

Metabored

Being bored before being bored was cool. So bored that there is absolutely nothing at all to do.

Madison: Metabored is not a word, it isn't in Urban Dictionary.

Warren: Oh, well I will submit it, because I am metabored.

by 39wdsss December 26, 2011

megaforce

An cheap energy drink mostly drank by finnish kids
Megis is also a used word

An actual fucking kid who is smart : look at Jonne hes drinking a megaforce
Jonne : LAITA SUN VITUN TURPAS KII NEEGERI

by i wiww swaughtew youw famiwy October 4, 2019

metafore

A "one thing is something else" figure of speech dat refers to a golf-club swing.

In da "Red Green" show, Bob Stuyvesant arrogantly calls himself both an industrious dedicated worker for the Department of Natural Resources and an expert researcher on the physics of golf, but that is all just a metafore; in reality, Bob is merely a hot-headed goof-off who clumsily plays golf --- and has frequent temper-tantrums whenever his golf ball goes wildly off course --- instead of actually performing any significant/meaningful labor at his assigned job.

by QuacksO August 14, 2022