mega-pint

“A mega-pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary”

-Johnny Depp

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Mega-Pint

A large glass of wine consumed only by Gods.

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A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

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Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

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The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.

"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"

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when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

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A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed

Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏

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